May
Sex: Female
Eye Color: Blue & Green
Hair Color: Brown
Fighting Style: Street Fighting
Weapon of Choice: M93R Beretta
Hobbies: Reading, cooking, enjoying the outside world

May is the main heroine of "Tank'd". She's had an interesting life (which I don't want to give away right now), but tries to live quietly and not draw too much attention to herself. However, this can be hard for May because she isn't very patient and angers easily (most of the time, her wrath is directed at Harry).
First seen: 3/11/2004

Harry
Sex: Male (assumed, no one really knows, he's an undead skeleton)
Eye Color: Who knows? They're long gone.
Hair Color: As I said above, he's a skeleton.
Fighting Style: Dirty
Weapon of Choice: 9mm Luger, M60 Machine Gun, anything that mutilates people beyond recognition
Hobbies: Drinking, smoking, watching porn, random violence

Harry is May's partner when they go out on jobs. They first met when he dropped in on her out of the blue. He has no idea why he went to her apartment, but he's been living there ever since. Their personalities tend to clash because of the way he acts.
First seen 3/11/2004

The Cockroach
A cockroach that lives in one of the walls of their apartment. It's bent on taking over the world, starting with their apartment. It's armed with a powerful 9mm handgun, a chauvinistic personality, and a completely skewed view of the world.
First seen 3/28/2004

Peter, Prince of Gratuitous Sex and The Spillage of Blood
Meet our sex and violence censor. He makes sure that the violence and sexual content in "Tank'd" can make a blind man go into shock and have seizures. He also hates most anime, it tends to drive him into a violent rage of blood, gore, and dismembered body parts.
First seen 7/20/2004

Ishnu, He Who Hikes Up Our Medical Insurance - Our main stuntman, he makes sure that the things I put Harry and May through are safe and meet legal standards. What is the sound of one neck snapping?

Dave, The Grim Hooded One - Meet Dave, he makes sure that we're safe from those crazed "normal" people out in that imaginary world we call "life". I mean, wouldn't you want someone to protect you from some freak who comes up to you and tells you that the bus is on its last stop and that you have to get off? ...Don't look at me like that!!

Kevin, Giant of the Trekkies - My main source for being politically Star Trek correct. The tall one makes sure that if it can't be related to Star Trek, he'll find a way!!

Nate, God of Death and Destruction - Meet Nate...He tends to be on the brunt end of my video game jokes because he dies a bunch when we play at LAN parties.
First seen 4/17/2004

Matt, Psychotic Sociopath - Matt makes sure everything in "Tank'd" is sociably correct and suitable for public viewing. Well, thats what his job description says anyway.

Sean, Violent Pacifist - Sean is a non-violent person. He hates violence, in fact he hates violence so much that if he sees enough of it, he is driven into a psychotic rage. Luckly for us, he channels his anger into Peter, so we usually don't see Sean's bad side.

Joel, The Feral Beast - Joel scares children.

Rose-Mary, The Tornado - Run, Ishnu! Run as fast as your legs can carry you!

*Any relation to actual living people is a complete and utter mistake on my part (*cough* *cough*).